The apple turnover has been conclusively established as a pastry. I submit as evidence the following brain scan, one of many from a comprehensive 6-year study of 1000 pastry-lovers:
It should be noted that though similar hippocampal distension was recorded in all participants, it was significantly more drastic in the males in our study. Similarly, the tectum/cerebellum conjunction was more pronounced among participants who self-identified as bisexual. We will continue to research the implications of these abnormalities.
Are you aware of the effect of churro impalement on the brain? http://www.brown.edu/Research/Memlab/py47/diagrams/phineas.jpg
ReplyDeleteI think neural evidence is dubious with regard to pastry identification, but perhaps sufficiently powerful technology will be developed in the future.
I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on quiche in a future post.
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